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I've just noticed something. If this life-size cardboard cutout… - love like me ・ 日記
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I've just noticed something. If this life-size cardboard cutout really is life size, then Orlando Bloom and I have the same size feet. Would I really want a man whose feet are that small? More importantly, is anyone else frightened by the new Glad Press 'n' Seal Wrap?

And why do all the guys I find attractive prefer blondes? Grrr...
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raditzsex From: raditzsex Date: Wednesday 7th January 2004 00.28 (UTC) (Link)
I haven't seen the new press & seal wrap. And I bet his feet are bigger than that. Life-size usually just means the character's height is correct. Not he's anatomically correct ;)
raditzsex From: raditzsex Date: Wednesday 7th January 2004 00.29 (UTC) (Link)
Oh, and I meant to say, I haven't seen what's the new glad press & seal wrap. What up wit it?
valamelmeo From: valamelmeo Date: Wednesday 7th January 2004 07.02 (UTC) (Link)
It's scary stuff. It's plastic wrap that supposedly seals when you press it together (or when you press it around the top of something), if it actually does in real life what it does in the commercial. It's seriously not right.
valamelmeo From: valamelmeo Date: Wednesday 7th January 2004 08.54 (UTC) (Link)
valamelmeo From: valamelmeo Date: Wednesday 7th January 2004 06.59 (UTC) (Link)
I don't think the height is even correct, really. According to imdb, he's supposed to be 5'11", and it ain't. It's more like 5'9". But the feet are the same size as mine (with shoes). It's freaky.
raditzsex From: raditzsex Date: Wednesday 7th January 2004 08.24 (UTC) (Link)
Maybe Orli is 5'11" but Legolas is only 5'9"
From: maidofuriel Date: Wednesday 7th January 2004 03.12 (UTC) (Link)

Well, maybe the elven boots just make his feet look small...


Egad those new seal & wrap thingies are scary! That's just not right! It goes right up there with the drinkable yogurt and Richard Simmons. [shudder]
valamelmeo From: valamelmeo Date: Wednesday 7th January 2004 08.50 (UTC) (Link)

scary fangirl alert

I have a lifesize cardboard cutout of Legolas. When I kicked off my shoes last night, one landed near enough to it and in the right position that I thought, "whoa, is my foot the same size as his?" So I went over and held my shoe up to the picture. And it was the same size. Then again, the cutout is at least a couple inches shorter than the actor himself, so maybe it's been shrunk a little.

I actually screamed in terror and and made an X at the TV the first time I saw the commercial for that seal wrap. Well, maybe that's an exaggeration. But there are definitely evil forces at work there.
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