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fucking telemastubators
気持: irate
you know what i'm talking about. the assholes that call in the middle of the night and make lewd noises into the phone while they wank, expecting you to be so overcome with willingness to help that you join in with making lewd noises and wanking.

oh, i've gotten some that didn't fit the pattern. like the guys that call in the middle of the day and say they're models for playgirl magazine taking a survey about what their readers like. after talking to you in a seemingly normal survey-taking fashion for about 20 minutes, they try to get you to moan for them so they can wank. i only fell for that one once, nearly 3 years ago. but i've gotten the same call, sounding to me like the same guy, several times since.

fucking pricks. i hope someone rips their penis off and then gives it to their dog for a chew toy.
(note to any men reading this: don't fucking piss me off. ;)
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From: lobotomymonkey Date: Saturday 2nd February 2002 04.12 (UTC) (Link)
Sorry, Kym. I'll stop calling, I promise.
valamelmeo From: valamelmeo Date: Saturday 2nd February 2002 04.20 (UTC) (Link)
aww, if i'd known it was you i would've moaned back ;)