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We regret to announce the unpleasant expiration of valamelmeo, who on the 2nd of October of this year was savagely smushed by an angry old woman. This unfortunate incident occurred in an adult bookstore in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Elvis, here I come!" just before expiring. valamelmeo is survived by some large debts. Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month.

I guess she was mad that I got the last Hughes×Roy doujinshi...

I've seen this in several journals lately. http://www.crucifictiongames.com/rogd.html
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makaioh From: makaioh Date: Friday 18th June 2004 11.44 (UTC) (Link)

Zounds!

Well this is just typical:

We regret to announce the unpleasant expiration of makaioh, who on the 2nd of July of this year was brutally vaporized by a homicidal maniac. This unfortunate incident occurred in an anthill at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Make sure my Mom gets this ring!" just before expiring. makaioh is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.

W00! A chimp!
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