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To a_plastic_knife: All I asked was whether or not you could… - love like me ・ 日記
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To a_plastic_knife:

All I asked was whether or not you could slice a block of sharp cheddar for me, since cheeseslicer has gone missing. You said that was fully within your capabilities, and I believed you...

Granted, the cheese did get sliced. Unevenly, and in widely varying widths, half of it ending up stuck to you.

I really do like you, and you can be quite useful at times, but please, stay away from my cheese.
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a_plastic_knife From: a_plastic_knife Date: Friday 8th September 2006 21.49 (UTC) (Link)
Swiss is bliss, but cheddar is better.
valamelmeo From: valamelmeo Date: Friday 8th September 2006 21.53 (UTC) (Link)
It's Velveeta
versus cheddar
our velveeta
melts much better
cheddar's lumpy
cheddar's oily
it dribbles from your plate onto your doily
a_plastic_knife From: a_plastic_knife Date: Friday 8th September 2006 22.00 (UTC) (Link)
There once was a man named Marty
Who rubbed his nude flesh with Havarti
He looked like the buddha,
All naked in gouda,
And scared everyone at the party
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